Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

Epic rap battles of history! The ghostbusters Versus The Mythbusters Begin! Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one! Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky I collect spores, tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie Like your show, it's all fluff and filler I'll kick your hiney man, I'm a savage killer Wow, your raps are just too whack to handle Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back It's a fact, positrons don't react like that You built a laser grid with no safety switch And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady shit Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown Grab your stick (hold'n), heat em up (smokin') High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes It's a rap test dummy, and you're both getting crashed We came, we saw, we kicked your ass Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead (Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry We reject your flows, and substitute our own Uhhh Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind Aww, aww Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up (hey!) I'ma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I don't play Show these dweebs how to rock a beret (hey) I live so large you can't harsh my mellow Just one step took me out the ghetto You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows Cause Big Puft just burned all you bitches to toast Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic! Rap, Rap! Rap battles of history!