Murphy's Law

when your rolling down a highway with a hot cappuciono and you swerve and almost fell it on your new pair of jeanos your like woah that was close man these khakis are premo when your feeling kinda lucky you might hit the casino hold up wait a minute now it's on first where here the where there now we're gone (you have the right to remain silent) and blah, blah, blah here's some piping hot justice for breaking Murphy's law lets say you throw a birthday party for your 5 year old daughter and you stand in the fercinety behind her pinada well section 7 Murphy's law cleary says that you gotta take a hard smack to the sack nada hold wait a minute now it's on first we're here then we're there now we're gone when it should've gone wrong put turn out alright your breaking Murphy's law (IDK) pherhaps you're living in a ally in the clutches of poverty and you find a $100 bill that might as well be the lottery well according to murphy you know it's got to be novelty but the bill is legidament and your eyes get all watery hold up wait a minute now it's on first we're here then we're there now we're gone put your hands up in the air and step away from the bill if it can't go wrong we're making sure it will