A Cup of Coffee

1, 2, 3, 4 Whoa, slow down Take it easy There's a long line behind you Lower your voice please I know it's my job to make it the way you want it Like a raspberry mocha Or a caffe macchiato Or a non-fat one-pump vanilla latte with two add-shots of espresso Relax and put it in perspective I mean really It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady Is it really gonna break your day If it's not exactly your way? It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me It's just a fucking cup of coffee Hey, okay I get you're really pissed But you're overreacting Being ridiculous Is it a little too much of this? Or not quite enough of that? Is it too hot to sip it? Is it not non-fat? Did your house burn down? Did your dog die? Did you catch your husband in the act? Come on, it's not the end of the world I mean, really It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady Is it really gonna break your day If it's not exactly your way? It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me It's just a fucking cup of coffee I wish I could punch you in the face But I can't I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant But I can't Instead I have to say "Have a nice day!" But by the way It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady Is it really gonna break your day If it's not exactly your way? It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady You'll get another one for free, but don't take it out on me It's just a fucking cup of coffee Oh it's just a fucking cup of coffee