Stranded

Speaking: Union Station, Chicago! Did we lose them? I think so. Singing: Stranded again! Beached again! Washed up on the shore like driftwood! In Chicago! Like garbage. In Chicago! Speaking: Oliver, where's our money? How would I know, I'm just a lowly press agent and fellow victim. Don't look at me; what can a company manager do? I've got purse strings, but where is the purse? Where is Oscar Geffey? He closed the show and skipped town without paying us as well. Okay, so the production closed a bit prematurely. It was intermission. The point is, you're all wonderful actors, you'll work again! SINGING: Swindled again! Screwed again! Cheated out of two weeks' wages in Chicago! Plus car fare! Oh, Chicago! Oh, stranded again! Ditched again! Cheated and misused, abandonned and abused! By a master disaster in Chicago! SPEAKING: We gotta find Geffey. Spread out, he's gotta be in the station somewhere. Let's get him, c'mon! Yeah, right. He'll never get out of Chicago alive!