"Read a Book..."

Dear Mom and Dad, I assume you got my letter; I haven't heard from you. I'd really love some sort of response." (Television playing in background) Ugh, that's inane. I was watching it! That show is awful. It's the best show! It's about a family that always- I know what it's about. Read a book! SLAM. CRASH. Who fucking left these here? I just varnished this table! Bruce, what are you doing, those are library books! Take them back to the library you stupid, crazy bitch! Don't tell me what to do! Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba