Famous Youtuber

Hi! My name's Shane Dawson. I'm a famous youtuber. With lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy Honest! If you want to be a famous youtuber like me, just follow these steps Here we go If you want to be a famous youtube star, I've got lots of tips If you want to be a famous youtube star, just listen to this Go to college for film making Take a class on creative writing Don't forget your buisness masters degree Haha! Just kidding 'Cause all you need, is to facetune all your selfies Look like a cartoon! And act like you're eighteen, even though you're really thirty three Crow's feet! And make lots of money, selling literally everything Because one day, you'll be nothing If you want to be a famous youtube star, exploit your relationships Babe get over here! Make sure all your video thumbnails are, you and the girl you're with And even if you're fighting everyday, pretend like your love life is going great Tag all your pics with #relationshipgoals I think we should break up. Okay! I'll get a million views on our break up vid I'm so sad! I wish I had some kids, so I could force them to do challenges Eat it! I want a health crisis, so I can vlog the recovery process Oh no, I'm dying Just kidding! Only on the inside Ohhh - e - Oh! Refresh your social media page all day and all night Ohhh - e - Oh! You never ever have to go outside Ohhh - e - Oh! I havn't showered for like thirty days Ohhh - e - Oh! It doesn't matter 'cause everyone that cares about me is behind a screen Hi friends! Hi Shane! Without you guys, I'd be literally nothing! *Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. Good thing I prepared for this. *gasp* Wow! That was close! Ha! If you want to be a famous youtube star, prank all your youtube friends Gotcha! Force them to do dumb ass challenges, that are stupid and dangerous There's so much blood! And then when you hit ten million subs, throw a party for you and all your buds Uploading pics on insta with #squadgoalsaf Come on guys! Guys? Hello? Huh, I guess nobody got the invite. That's wierd Make sure that all your tweets, are about all your buisness meetings I'm actually just going to chipotle! Vlog your entire day, even when you're out driving And last but not least, make sure you have a plan B For your life, 'cause soon no one will be watching Nope! No one will be watching Ahahaha! Well there you guys go. Hope you enjoyed the tips! And make sure to hit that like button! 'Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death Hahahaha! Bye