Maybe This Christmas

Its Christmastime And Santas here Making the children smile But hes just a pedophile So you better watch your child Christmas trees in every house Covered in shiny lights But they just turn brown and die Or set your whole house on fire These are the reasons I hate the season But Im a give it a try Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Maybe Ill have a happy holiday Replace my heartache and my pain With mistletoe and candy canes This Christmas could go my way Having fun with all your friends Sipping on that eggnog But it just looks like j**z All over your upper lips House made out of gingerbread Cookies like Christmas trees Giving you heart disease And type two diabetes These are the reasons I hate the season But Im a give it a try Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Maybe Ill have a happy holiday Replace my heartache and my pain With mistletoe and candy canes This Christmas could go my way Ive never seen reindeer fly Ive never heard the sleigh bells ring Never seen a snowman come to life Ive never heard the angels sing But I hope, and I pray That maybe this Christmas day Thatll change Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Maybe Ill have a happy holiday Replace my heartache and my pain With mistletoe and candy canes This Christmas could go my way Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Maybe Ill have a happy holiday Replace my heartache and my pain Lets just dance the night away This Christmas is going my way Just dance with me