The Arab People Song

And now for more stereotypes that are obviously not true We don't like tennis shoes, we wear sandals And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels I live in a desert in Abudabi So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty Roll your tongue on the Rs Whoops, drop the bomb Allahu akhbar I play the flute and snakes come out a jars I called a flight, plane didnt get far And you might not believe it man But during the winter I ski in sand And the TSA was like, man How did you get out of Iraq? I ran, damn (Watch out, watch out) Rashid's got a bomb (Watch out, watch out) Abdul Jabbar got a bomb (Watch out, watch out) Amir's got a bomb (Watch out, watch out) Malcolm X got a bomb I'm a billionaire, check my Equifax Always wearing turbans and beshi hats An Arabian day in the life See, I have ten leashes One for each wife And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight That I put my wives on They speak without permission then Mommy look, there's a plane in the air I swear, it was just there We're all Muslim, salaam And we all live in a cave, Saddam We all eat lots of hummus, yum My first website was thebomb.com And you might not believe it man But during the winter I ski in sand And the TSA was like, man How did you get out of Iraq? I ran, damn Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb Watch out, watch out Ramir Ashid got a bomb Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb Watch out, watch out Osama Bin Laden got a bomb Well, not anymore Don't touch my hat, it's sacred I can make all my wives get naked I have a phobia, I'm afraid of bacon We need RPG, I can make it We own mini marts and gas stations But people buy beer to get wasted 9/11 victims, I take my Woah, woah, woah Dude, you don't- no We don't say that Wasted like 9/11 victims? Fuck no, we don't say that shit in America! You might say that shit over in, Lebanon, Afghanistan, wherever the fuck you're from But in America? You'll get your ass killed out here, boy! I'm sorry Take that shit out the lyrics! Right now, before I shove a cactus up your sandy ass Right now, I ain't playin'! Shit I'm erasing it, I erased it Throw the damn falafel in the trash and focus It's gone, sir I'm sorry Cue the goddamn music As the world waits for my plans to unfoil During spring I jetski on oil And I bombed all sorts of different places And the TSA is the most racist They be like Watch out, watch out Rashid's got a bomb Watch out, watch out Abdul Jabbar got a bomb Watch out, watch out Amir's got a bomb Watch out, watch out Malcolm X got a bomb Watch out, watch out Hussein got a bomb Watch out, watch out Ramir Ashid got a bomb Watch out, watch out Obama got a bomb Watch out, watch out Osama bin Laden got a bomb Well, not anymore