Ladylike / WHATTA BITCH

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less Be insecure, be a wife, cater to one man for the rest of your life I heard that that girl Lydia is such a fucking bitch I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits I heard that that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble So if she comes your way you better book it on the double Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school, Jim Apparently she said no 'cause she was just not into him But clearly that's not true and she's just a lesbian Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo I heard that that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it" I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble So if she comes your way you better book it on the double Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo Wah oo wah wah wah