Oh mein Gott

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy I'm, like, gonna cry, I got tears comin' out of my nose! MAD PROPS! He's the campus catch You're a perfect match 'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose! Dear Elle, honey mazel tov Future's taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me! Four carats, a princess cut Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see When he gets down on one knee! Omigod! Omigod you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies Omigod you guys! Omigod this is happening Our own homecoming Queen and King Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size Omigod you guys! Omigod! GIRL - Oh my God Elle, Oh my God warner, Oh my God engaged, Oh My God Okay, everybody sign? Good now fall in line And we'll start the engagement parade Light candles in single file Don't forget to smile! Lose the gum Kate, you look like the maid Sorry! Now prepare to serenade! Shh! Omigod! Omigod you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize Shh! If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali- Shh! Omigod! You gu- Guys, I'm Serious! Elle and Warner were meant to be! Not once ever has he hit on me! SHUT UP! They're just like that couple from Titanic Only no one dies Omigod! 2, 3, 4 Daughter of Delta Nu Soon to be fiance Now that a man chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard-earned wage And so he does not roam Strive not to look your age Still in your hour of need Let it be understood, no man can supercede Our sacred bond of sisterhood Omigod! Omigod, you gu— Guys, she's not here Bruiser, where is Elle? *Barks* She doesn't have an engagement outfit? *Barks* She's totally freaking out? *Barks* She's trapped in the old valley mill?!? *Barks* Oh, whoops, sorry! The Old Valley Mall! OMIGOD! Dress Emergency! Don't take the freeway! Hey, wait for me! No one should be left alone to dress And to accessorize Omigod you guys Omigod, omigod Omigod, omigod Omigod! It's almost there but This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it can't come right out and say bride Can't look like I'm desperate Or like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So bride is more implied (ENTER DELTA NU'S) Omigod! Omigod, you guys! All this week I've had butterflies Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes Omigod, you guys! So help me dress for my fairy tale Can't wear something I bought on sale Love is, like, forever This is no time to economize Omigod you guys! Blondes make commission so easy... Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in It's perfect for a blonde Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk? Uh-huh But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk It'll pucker And you didn't just get this in 'cause I saw it in last May's Vogue Omigod. Omigod you guys! I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde I may be in love but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake Courtney, take your break! Just ignore her, she hasn't been well Try this latest from Milan, go on, try it on I take care of my best clientele It's a gift from me to Elle! Omigod! Omigod you guys! This one's perfect, and it's just my size! See, dreams really do come true You never have to compromise Omigod! Omigod! Omigod, you guys! Let's go home before someone cries If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies 'Cause we love you guys No, I love you guys! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod, you guys! OMIGOD!