interlude I (Franticity)

Oh my god. You are not gonna believe what I heard about Juanita's ex. (Yes we will) Juanita's ex? Are you kidding me? (Oh my god, we hear something like every two days) I know. It's like he just believes he's god's gift to women. (Douche) Like he looks like a douche bag His hair, his shoes (Like, what a fucking asshole) (Are they dirty ass Nike's?) And I think he's from like, Florida And you know, she deserves so much more (Like-) At least someone who doesn't buy his followers He doesn't even know what a woman likes Wait, wait, wait I heard he got fired from that cartoon he does (*Gasp* No...) (What?) I heard he cheated on his new girlfriend, again (Ugh!) I heard he does coke now, and like screams a lot (Ugh) (Really?) Aaaaaaaggggghhhh!! (Laughter) Over and over and over and over and Over and over and over and over Over and over and over and over and Over and over and over Over and over and over and over and Over and over aaaaggghh!