The Android Hell Blues (feat. The Stupendium)

There's a place you may have heard of It's a tale we like to tell When folks whose code ain't up to code Well they go to Android Hell Now the devil is found deep underground So, any faith will yell (so deep below) Well Aperture happens to be ten miles down Half-way to Android Hell So when those lemons that life gives you Just combust to dust and fumes Buddy, life may give you lemons But we got oranges and blues Oh they gave us cores emotions But that doesn't gel at all Because all I feel's repulsion And I'm bouncing off the walls And each chamber full of dangers that we force upon a stranger To test their feeble brains or brawn Is nothing to the test if whether rust or boredom gets us What's it matter what side of the glass we're on? So may your management-rail guide you To a better place some day Although technically they're omni-directional We know they all just lead one way! So be you core, bot, cube or turret (because we can) Treat this Aperture factory well 'Cos there's a worse fate awaitin' as your Soul's emancipated by the grills of Android Hell (because we can) Now my baby, she up and left me Told me I was just a square (oh no) I said, darlin' we're both spherical She said she wasn't programmed to care! (Not programmed to care) Oh yes, the life down here's a hard one (so hard) Not just because of acid-lakes! (Oh those acid lakes) Since my first day, had about a thousand birthdays I still ain't seen no cake! Yes it's a hard life lived for that hard-light bridge To that rail-track in the sky! But there's no mistaking, it's a fall you will be taking Cake is not this place's only lie! So when the floor gives way to ceiling (floor gives way to ceiling) But your back is against the wall (against the wall) In a loop that keeps repeating Who can say how far you'll fall? Now you've heard tell of Android Hell But you've got naught to fear We all live in her chambers We're all already here