The Sound of Science

Hello subject, three, nine, ten We've come to test with you again Because there are quotas that we aren't keeping We'll never meet them if you're left sleeping And if the Samba themes we beamed into your brain Still remain It's just the sound of science We kept you dreaming peaceful while We arranged our portal tiles 'Neath our heartless master's watchful eye You'll cheat death for us to analyze Or you'll be stabbed by the spikes of a moving wall That crush your skull That's just the sound of science And when you reach me at your door You'll find ten thousand chambers more Although, we're not sure what the data means You'll face acid pits and laser beams As machine guns ring and turrets sing your name As they take aim It's just the sound of science Fire your portal gun in vain Each catwalk leads back whence you came Hear our words and try to understand We do what we must because we can And when you're bested by our tests and left to fall As do they all You heed the call of science One by one, they bowed and prayed For the chocolate cake, she made And should you reach the day your science is done You'll assume the party position And be escorted to the room full of cake And definitely not full of flames But if there's pain Your screams are just the sounds of science