Top Songs By Elsie Lovelock
Lyrics
I have a dream, I'm here to tell
About а wonderful fantastic new hotel
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele (ooh-ooh, ooh)
Inside of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn around, they'll be heaven-bound!
With just а little time down at the Happy Hotel
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes
And downfallen superheroes, help is here
All of you cretins, sluts and losers
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers need not fear
While in our care, we'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel
There'll be no more fire and no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like, "Wow!"
Once you check in with me
So, all your cartoon porn addictions, vegan rants, psychic predictions
Ancient Roman crucifixions, end right here!
All you monsters, thieves and crazies, cannibals and crying babies
Frothing mouth is full of rabies, filled with cheer!
You'll be complete, it'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat, you'll be on easy street, yes!
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel!
Ooh! Yeah!
Writer(s): Parry Gripp
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