The 10 Second Rule Song (feat. Nice Peter)

Let's say hypothetically you're watching an internet video (Oh) Go with me on this And let's say hypothetically that this video hits a snag (Oh) Get a little buffer action The video froze Now you must choose How long are you willing to wait (10 seconds) Before you click away (10 seconds) Open up a new page (10 seconds) Before you start to rage (10 seconds) Sign up again and confirm your age (10 seconds) 15 seconds of fame And 5 seconds for that Burrito that you dropped at the beach one time Put those rules to shame In 10 seconds So you're at work And you got a little hunger pain you see So you head down the hall to find the vending machine And you press F-14 because that's where the snack that you like resides But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck and your snack is still inside So now you got to start shaking the machine and the question is How long are you going to shake this machine Until you begin to eat at your own dignity (10 seconds) Your wife packed your lunch (10 seconds) Carrots, hummus and grapes in a bunch (10 seconds) It's just a bag of Fritos (10 seconds) Do you really need those Fritos 15 seconds of fame And 5 seconds for that Every morning pizza on a Walgreens parking lot Put those rules to shame In 10 seconds So you found yourself on a date with a beautiful girl You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world Yeah, you talk about Harry Potter She said she doesn't like wizards You talk about your salamander She said she doesn't like lizards You try to stay quiet like it ain't no thing But how long can you let that silence hang (10 seconds) You stare into space (10 seconds) Try not to focus on that hair on her face (10 seconds) You think it's something to say (10 seconds) Just wait for the silence to go away 15 seconds of fame And 5 seconds for that That protein shake on the locker room floor (Gross) Put those rules to shame In 10 seconds How long do you wait when you reset the internet router (10 seconds) How long do you wait before you give up on the hot water in the shower (10 seconds) When you drop some food on the ceiling (10 seconds) How long do you hold your breath before you get that ow I'm dying feeling When you fart in a group (10 seconds) Check your pants for poop (10 seconds) Someone talking smack (10 seconds) Come up with a comeback (10 seconds) Get up on a fish that's floating (10 seconds) And there's a sign that says this small little pond is not suitable for boating 15 seconds of fame And 5 seconds for that Trail mix literally on the trail Put those rules to shame In 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds