Bing Bong

Yes herro, where my snare? Huh, my snare? Ah poo This one go out for all the real mc's The real MC's is all chinee Run, tell your bitch I say so Here we go Do you like hip hop, I am big rapper I smoke crack when I'm trapped in the crapper You want snack? I have egg roll cracker You and me is like orange and apple I the best, no, you not good as me No one cook good Chinese food as me You wanna be like me? Nigga, prea- You better run, go hide in a tree I the master, you the student I cook good fried rice, you ruin it You are bubbles, I King Kong I go ching-chong, ding-dong, bing-bong Konichiwa motherfucker, I crazy You other rappers in the game don't faze me I angry when a bitch don't pay me She go, "Oh, help save me" If you like hip hop, you will like this (wah) I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo' wristwatch (wo) You stupid, you get pickpocket by two kids (ah) If you like hip hop, I am Tupac (wah) You can go suck two cock (whoo) I just say, bitch, stop Drop on the floor, put your hands in the air Bing bong, bing bong Yo, back for a new verse You fuck around, and I put on you a curse, ooh, it hurts A ricka rucka rucka rucka Buffalo Wild Wings Oh, which in it go raforo Mild zing I try to sell a bootleg of Lion King Now I accused of running two pedophile rings Have you ever heard a Chinese child sing? This is the way we make Nike shoe, Nike shoe Rubber dub, I'm in the tub (what's up?) Splish splashing like a thug (what's up?) Playing with my rubber duck (what's up?) Do you bitches wanna fuck? Beep, herro this wonton Paris (herro) We import wonton from Paris (wah) We grow our own beef and carrots (owo) Come and eat you, faggots If you like hip hop, you will like this (wah) I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo' wristwatch (wo) You stupid, you get pickpocket by two kids (ah) If you like hip hop, I am Tupac (wah) You can go suck two cock (wo) I just say, bitch, stop Drop on the floor, put your hands in the air Bing bong, bing bong Yeah, everybody knows Chinese people invent hip hop It was stole by black man, like my '92 Toyota Corolla All you fake MC's can't spit fly rhymes like this here I spit for you today, thank you, come again You gay If you like hip hop, you will like this (wah) I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo' wristwatch (wo) You stupid (you stupid), you get pickpocket by two kids (ah) If you like hip hop, I am Tupac (Tupac) You can go suck two cock (wo) I just say, bitch, stop Drop on the floor, put your hands in the air (watch, watch) Bing bong, bing bong (let's go) If you like hip hop, you will like this (hip hop) I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo' wristwatch (wo) You stupid (so stupid), you get pickpocket by two kids If you like hip hop (yeah), I am Tupac (whoo!) You can go suck two cock (I don't care) I just say, bitch, stop (stop, bitch) Drop on the floor, put your hands in the air Bing bong, bing bong If you like hip hop If you like hip hop If you like hip hop