Newton Wolves Rap

Y'know what? All life started with the Big Bang An explosion so great from which we all sprang The universe dispersed mass Traversing space as time passed Space expanding mad fast Stars made of light and gas The cosmos with billions of stars, gleaming These are the events that brought us wolves into being Newton! Newton! Now you know our name And you know we trained To wax poetic refrain With our superior brains Evolution's changed Our instincts remain To wax poetic refrain With our superior brains For years we ask how But we should ask why? Below a canopy of nebulas in the sky Orbiting matter inspiring thoughts And in this perfect vacuum our pale blue dot! Newtons! Newton! Newton! Newton! Newton Wolves explain The knowledge we gained To wax poetic refrain With our superior brains Evolution's changed Our instincts remain To wax poetic refrain With our superior brains Protons Neutrons Folding together like a futon Colliding in poem like a perfect storm Creating galaxies and planets Like the one that we're on! We're talking 'bout Earth, ya'll Alright, now it's time to break it down With every kind of star that's ever been classified! We talking giants Subgiants Red giants Blue giants Luminous giants Very luminous supergiants And less luminous supergiants Pulsar, neutron star When they rotate together that's a binary star Class W, Class O, Class L, Class F Do we have any other stars? Oh, most def' Newton! Newton! Red dwarf White dwarf Brown dwarfs are fun If you want to see a Yellow dwarf, look to our sun But don't look at the sun! Oh, no. Don't do that That's everything we learned about the known universe THE END!