Your boy in green
Oh yeah, it's me Luigi
It's-a me, Luigi
My mansion was such a lonely place to be-gi
Nobody-a talk-a to me
The ghosts would throw away the key
To lock their rooms when they would see me
Walking down the hallway with my hoover
It's a hoover of friendship
My friends all laughed at me including Yoshi
The creature I literately ride on!
They laugh because I'm clumsy and I'm tall
They don't care at all!
They only care about my jump
And last year Daisy gave me the dump
Cause she secretly had a fling with Yoshi
Which I'm pretty sure is illegal
I was tired of this Mario Land
And I'm afraid I had to force my hand
So I took them all for a mansion tour
I said "I had an extension"
But on the second floor they fell through a trap door
To a cage I made that day
And I paid Bowser to scare my friends
To play a little prank on them
But ironically, Bowser pranked me
And started to torture my closest friends
He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi
That powers a giant machine
That makes his evil wooden death ship fly
If he stops running we all die!
And Peach was serving drinks to guys
Just like in that movie Return of the Jedi
There's no chance of an escape
I may have made a big mistake
This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake
Oh no!
This isn't what he wanted for goodness sake!
Toad was kept deep within a dungeon
He hasn't eaten in months
As a one man factory mass producing mushrooms
His bum is extremely tired!
And Mario was smashing bricks
Whilst goombas hit him hard with sticks
There's no chance of an escape
I may have made a big mistake
(I may have made a big mistake)
This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake
No-ooo-oo!
This isn't what he wanted for goodness sake!
As for me, Luigi, I'm still lonely
I may be a little more lonely than before
And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed
By an evil, spiky, tyrant Blastoise
The lesson that I learned that day
Is never turn your back a-
