Luigi's Lament 2

Deep in the heart of Bowser's flying ship fireball dungeon, was Luigi Oh, he'd lost everything: His mansion, his friends, his hoover, His girlfriend to his pet dinosaur of course But what he did have... was a guitar It's a me, Luigi, sitting in my cell Nothing to do but build my leg strength with these prison dumbells And Mario was throwing, fireballs at his wall While Toad was sewing clothes all day And Peach was working the soil And Yoshi was making omelettes in the kitchen Using his own eggs no less But I came up with a brilliant plan to Luigi us right out of this mess It was then that Luigi decided to turn his life around And by that I mean he took a ton of mushrooms and went plum crazy Well I used my incredible leg strength To kick right through the doors And then did my signature powerful jump And killed the guards between my quads And then Peach received a signal, in the shape of a mustache She crushed a Goomba with a turnip, as if she was in Smash I'm Luigi and this is how we got free I'm Luigi and this is how we got free Then Yoshi started eating, the guards one at a time And he spat them out to kill their friends And then ate the rest alive Then Mario ripped his clothes off, to expose his hairy back Which showed us to the engine room, from a tattoo of a map I'm Luigi and this is how we got free I'm Luigi and this is how we got free And when we reached the prison deck, Toad was in a cage So I made Bpwser eat his nappies, in a fit of rage And I crashed his giant death ship, into his castle home And I walked towards the camera, whilst his family exploded Now I've imprisoned Bowser, his life is a living hell And every time he begs for death, I just throw him in a well And in the well are pictures, the pictures of his wife To remind him that his family, perished in a fire (Maniacal laughter) Now Bowser hears me laughing, laughing in his face Well that's when Luigi started to go off the deep end He'd been in that prison for far too long And vengeance had poisoned his mind And sure enough, one day-Wait, wait, wait, wait, Yoshi you can-a talk?