Stocking Stuffer Intro

Ho-Ho Holy shit buddy You look angry Not get any pussy lately? Jerry, bud It's the end of 2020 and you Haven't put out a single song since Carrots What the fuck? Oh so what? Lil Wayne waits years to release Tha Carta's Do not compare yourself to Lil Wayne Well Tenacious D waits like 4-6 years Also more famous than you Much more famous Okay but what about J-Tonic I put out a single under him Jerry, no one liked J-Tonic They want DJ Tickles They want the comedy man The funny guy Come on Hey fuck you hired voice actor Fine drop a beat Woah woah woah Who the fuck do you think I am? That was just Christmas music Yeah no shit We lost so much fucking money on Carrots We can't afford a real beat Just do a parody It's Christmas, the fans will love it They'll eat it up This is literally such a low point for me right now In my career as a rapper Dude you're dressed in a fucking Santa onesie With a giant camel toe No one cares Do it Ight run that beat again Let her blow Let her blow Let her blow What What the fuck was that? Let her blow? No Uh, fine run that Last Christmas one Last Christmas I gave you my cock And the very next day You blew me away This year As I drink a beer I'll finger your daughter, Tessa No no no no no no no no no No No no No Okay okay One more I, I think I got it this time Ram your balls in a girl named Holly Jesus, fuck Can't you just like, rap or something? Hey I'm just giving you what you wanted man If you want me to freestyle or somethin' Drop a fresh beat Well, as long as it's not like the one you did in New York Then yes That, do that Alright Give me what you got