Patrolling Days

Oh Woo-woo! Waited far too long for this day to dawn Marked position with an X and kept floating on Now I stretch and yawn, all impostors gone Once again, it's time to reap and sow I'm a rising tide, rollercoaster ride We're ch-ch-chuggin' right into the fun I won't be denied, so you open wide 'Cause I'm only looking out for you My patrolling days are over And I ain't shot nobody since I fought the big cheese out of office And showed the hep kids how to dance And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway I got my finger on the trigger, and it's time to play And with every little step I blow your mind away Forever H-P-A What now? It's going down From way up top to the down low Take a chromosome, make it monochrome And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do Be a rising tide, rollercoaster ride We're ch-ch-chuggin' right into the fun Now you open wide, I won't be denied 'Cause I'm only looking out for you My patrolling days are over And I ain't shot nobody since I fought the big cheese out of office And showed the hep kids how to dance And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway I got my finger on the trigger, and it's time to play And with every little step I blow your mind away Forever H-P-A Oh Oh (oh) My patrolling days are over And I ain't shot nobody since I fought the big cheese out of office And showed the hep kids how to dance And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway I got my finger on the trigger, and it's time to play And with every little step I blow your mind away Forever H-P-A My patrolling days are over And I ain't shot nobody since I fought the big cheese out of office And showed the hep kids how to dance And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway I got my finger on the trigger, and it's time to play And with every little step I blow your mind away Forever H-P-A 'Cause see I rolled in through the back door When it was my turn for throne I never wanted to stand on your pedestal man 'Cause I was born to build my own When they say do or die, I said no way, no how They said I wouldn't last for long But I'm still standing in the hurricane's eye And it's dancing to my song Again I rolled in round the back door No, I ain't got no common sense So you can bitch and whine, but you best stand aside 'Cause I'm doing it again Well, no, I won't unwind, I won't be dumped behind I won't be coolly led astray So on the dotted line, I slit my thumb and sign "Yours truly, HPA" My patrolling days are over And I ain't shot nobody since I fought the big cheese out of office And showed the hep kids how to dance And now we're gonna take a ride on the wiggle and sway I got my finger on the trigger, and it's time to play And with every little step I blow your mind away Forever H-P-A