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PERFORMING ARTISTS
John Mulaney
John Mulaney
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
John Mulaney
John Mulaney
Writer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Alon Simcha
Alon Simcha
Producer
Brian Whitton
Brian Whitton
Producer
Casey Spira
Casey Spira
Producer
Dane Reiley
Dane Reiley
Producer
Dave Becky
Dave Becky
Producer
David Miner
David Miner
Producer
Ethan Bade
Ethan Bade
Engineer
Ian Stearns
Ian Stearns
Engineer
Jack Vaughn
Jack Vaughn
Producer
John Irwin
John Irwin
Producer
John Mulaney
John Mulaney
Producer

Lyrics

My girlfriend's a female And then I had all these friends that were female So when I started dating her I thought " Oh Great! They'll all get along!" No Not even a little at the beginning I don't want to make generalizations about women because i don't know A thing about women But one thing I've noticed in my own personal experience is that i Think women can be friends with each other But I think it can be tricky sometimes when you Try and force women to hang out with each other I think that sometimes doesn't work Like, you could never put together a heist of women Does that make sense? Like, Ocean's Eleven, with women, wouldn't work Because two would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine Or not even talk shit but Just say really passive-aggressive Things as they break into the casino They'd just be like, " Aww, I love how you just wear anything."
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