Top Songs By John Mulaney
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
John Mulaney
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
John Mulaney
Writer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Alon Simcha
Producer
Brian Whitton
Producer
Casey Spira
Producer
Dane Reiley
Producer
Dave Becky
Producer
David Miner
Producer
Ethan Bade
Engineer
Ian Stearns
Engineer
Jack Vaughn
Producer
John Irwin
Producer
John Mulaney
Producer
Lyrics
My girlfriend's a female
And then I had all these friends that were female
So when I started dating her I thought "
Oh Great!
They'll all get along!"
No
Not even a little at the beginning
I don't want to make generalizations about women because i don't know
A thing about women
But one thing I've noticed in my own personal experience is that i
Think women can be friends with each other
But I think it can be tricky sometimes when you
Try and force women to hang out with each other
I think that sometimes doesn't work
Like, you could never put together a heist of women
Does that make sense?
Like, Ocean's Eleven, with women, wouldn't work
Because two would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine
Or not even talk shit but
Just say really passive-aggressive
Things as they break into the casino
They'd just be like, "
Aww, I love how you just wear anything."
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