Nate!
Two minute speech, this ain't the inauguration
Smell like your pants are filled with defecation
Hair so greasy, lookin like Snape
When you played Never Meant, everybody escaped
Kiera didn't want you in close proximity
All your relationships end almost instantly
Post Office didn't want you in their vicinity
Probably cause your ego goes to infinity
You're everybody's least favorite He/They
Girl in Red saw your bio, thought she'd rather be gay
Posting pictures with "witty caption about prom"
I'm posting pictures of me chillin with your mom
You suck up to Tom, but he doesn't like you back
All of your Houseband auditions were wack
Think you're the best guitarist, you always be flexin
But five years in a row All-Stars served you rejections
You smell so bad, gave me a heart attack
Sarah Glidden just called, she doesn't want you back
You smell so bad, gave me a heart attack
Sarah Glidden just called, she doesn't want you back
Nate, great, date, plate
Kuwait, conflate, checkmate, breastplate
Thrust rate, castrate, BrüMate, congregate
Cooperate, coordinate, calculate, accumulate
Annihilate, Watergate, ethyl acetate
Junior middleweight, underestimate
Molecular weight, Alexander the Great
Infant mortality rate
Nate!
