Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Evan Peters
Evan Peters
Songwriter
Hayden Strong
Hayden Strong
Songwriter
Aidan Lanz
Aidan Lanz
Songwriter
Jay Schaffler
Jay Schaffler
Songwriter

Lyrics

Man, someone let the poop out the can Someone let the poop out the can Someone let the poop out of its containment Poured it on the floor just for their own entertainment Someone broke down the door Snuck into the poop store Now it's all up on the floor I can't take this anymore Seems like no-one knows how hard I tried To make poop something packaged and commodified Something you could buy Something offered at the low price of $42.95 You think it was easy getting the poop in the can? Well if you think it was easy, then you don't understand My product's out of the can, and now I can't ship it out And I can't make any money, and I can't get any clout Cause all my profits from the poop, someone stole em I kept all my poop in a barrel like petroleum Now there's fecal matter spilled up all on my linoleum I go to the store to get my fuel-efficient fecal matter It's so productive it could run a nuclear reactor But now it's gone, so there's cause for hesitation I guess I've got a bad case of occupational constipation Nothing can satiate my need to defecate When I've got all this freight driving down the interstate This poop shortage gives me no choice but to suppress All these intestinal issues caused by my IBS I have IBS, I have IBS, I have IBS, I have IBS I have IBS, I have IBS Warm, brown, and smelly, dirty as Machiavelli Accompanied by a fart, that's how you know it's art Love to hold it in my hand, put it in a can Sounds like a plan Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop
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