Boogie Pete (Bonus Track)

We all have that friend we don't know why we still invite So abrasive, kinda racist, always wants to fight Mine's the worst you'll ever have to meet Charming, clueless, asshole, call him Pete If normal Pete is jekyll then I guess his Mr. Hyde Is a dope-ass dude who loves to dance that he tries to keep inside The sun goes down and we begin to drink And that's when he turns into Boogie Pete Get a Drink in Pete, he's a dance machine, he can go all night If he's not yet buzzed then you'll wish he was he's the kind of guy When he shows up the night has just begun... He's always talkin' shit, never sayin' sorry Normal Pete's an asshole, Boogie Pete's a party When he's sober he's so selfish, never looking out But Boogie Pete's the wingman we write folk legends about He's got no time to waste on trying to score 'Cause when the beat drops, Pete stops cold - and hits the floor Get a Drink in Pete, he's a dance machine, he can go all night If he's not yet buzzed then you'll wish he was he's the kind of guy When he shows up the night has just begun... He's always talkin' shit, never sayin' sorry Normal Pete's an asshole, Boogie Pete's a party And normal Pete says: "Dude I hate babies" And normal Pete says: "Have you seen my vape?" And normal Pete says: "Dude I can kick your ass in FIFA" But Boogie Pete, when they see him: Oh men wanna be him, and women wanna be him And babies wanna be him, and orphans wanna be him Koreans wanna be him, Europeans wanna be him And even people who don't wanna be him wanna be him... And we're all agreein'! Get a Drink in Pete, he's a dance machine, he can go all night If he's not yet buzzed then you'll wish he was he's the kind of guy When he shows up the night has just begun... He's always talkin' shit, never sayin' sorry Normal Pete's an asshole, Boogie Pete's a party He's always talkin' shit, never sayin' sorry Normal Pete's an asshole, Boogie Pete's a party