Mrs. Mark Max Maddy

Bedtime is bogus But your brains precocious So before you board your snooze cruise I come bearing bad news Your parents are clueless Unfit to raise you kids You need someone to look up to Someone who will tell you to Do your chores and buy new glasses Take out loans for cool kid classes Hurry up before life flashes Make them auction off your ashes Life is cruel at cool school But you'll be fine if you live your life like mine Dear great aunclue I wish I was as great as you I know I'm bowling at the alley beside you But I only have ten pins to say goodnight to My bile grew into a vile bile brew I've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of myself God I bet you think I'm such a worthless worm I studied up The grow up bus said Eat my dust But all that i had done is Filled my cranium with tape and gum I'm a failed experiment An introspective arrogance Wont save me from embarrassment Of paling in comparison I just had a big breakthrough Ill take old used you and make a me brand new So shut your mouth, listen up when I talk I'm a no good thief and ill rip you off Just you watch Ill be good for something for once in my life Dear you know who Its been years since I've seen you I think a visits overdue I've got breaking news for you Dear great aunclue I've become much greater than you I cant believe I used to bowl right beside you Now you sit and cry about just how fast you life flew Bye bye Toodeloo To the big fraud I thought I knew You've made a Mrs. Mark Max Maddy of yourself I always knew you were just a worthless worm Is this trepidation or is this regret I remember admiration But for who I forget I am in control You wont swallow me whole No more vertebrae Only scrunch The birds of prey of yesterday Will all be someone's lunch Bird days are gone It wont be long before an omnivore is soaring over And decides it wants a worm lunch