Party Dog

I didn't come to your party to talk about boring shit I don't care about the weather baby I didn't come to your party to eat all your Chips and dip But I might just anyway I did not RSVP so your new boyfriend can get to know me Everybody at the party has a job And mine is to Pat That Motherfuckin' party dog Gotta get it gotta let that dog In your bedroom with no one else around And if you roommate walks in, I say FUCK OFF This is dog-pat town And you don't have a passport Then he says something stupid like "I don't need a passport for municipal interstate travel" This is a sovereign city state Like the Vatican Gotta get it gotta let that dog (yeah) And I'm the pope of patting Party dog, party dog Highly plosive, pious on that pope shit Pope of pattin' party dog that's my Job Check the census you will see a big P-P-P-Phat fresco painted of me With the big pope hat at the back of the party One hand full of dip, and one hand full of corgi Got to get it got to pet that dog So kiss the ring motherfucker and I'll let you stay And let this dog with me in the backroom of this Weak ass party But don't you dare try to talk with me, while we pat this dog And your roommate agrees Silently we pat in harmony 'till I say "Craig" "my names Tim" "Get this dog some cheese Craig" Ooooh it's dog and I alone again Don't speak you don't have to say it we both hate Craig Godamnit He pats too hard, he pats too fast He's a drug addict He tried to sell me meth I'm the pope of petting party dog, even Craig knows But the motherfucker thinks that he's the Camerlengo That's the mofo who takes over the pope show If the pope dies also Googling what "Camerlengo"means Leads me to the WIKIPEDIA OF THE VATICAN It says the Vatican has no immigration No passport necessary Fuck Now my pope metaphor Sucks The Vatican has an open border policy with the rest of Italy (WIKIPEDIA OF THE VATICAN) where did I go wrong? (WIKIPEDIA OF THE VATICAN) why are you in this song Why are you here (WIKIPEDIA OF THE VATICAN) I'm done being told what to be By a fucking wiki (WIKIPEDIA OF THE VATICAN) I didn't come to your party to talk about boring shit I don't care about the weather baby I didn't come to your party to be told How to live my life by a godamn website I did not RSVP to be shamed by an encyclopaedia Everybody at the party has a job and mine is to PAT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' PARTY DOG (Gotta get it gotta pet that dog!)