Smell Like a Cookie All Day

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be But no one's that lucky, so listen to me When life is not so nice, remember this advice Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear And you'll smell like a cookie all day Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day I used to feel like my world was a bucket of sorrow A mountain of sadness, a miserable wilted bouquet A big rotten pumpkin, I wished I were dead And I'd almost jumped when it popped in my head The key to happiness is merely only this Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear And you'll smell like a cookie all day Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day We wander aimlessly, for God knows how many miles and then we die So very clueless to the truth, so very blind, unsatisfied If only the human race would wake the hell up and finally understand Exactly what it needs to do to meet the spirit's silent demand They say it's human nature, wars will be fought and innocents will be killed And every soul we lose is yet another mission unfulfilled Meanwhile it seems like I'm the only living person who knows Exactly how the story goes, the answer's right in front of our nose My friend, humanity, stop this insanity Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear And you'll smell like a cookie all day Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day