F**k Tesco

You shit company You broke my boy's hand, now are you dumb? (Dickhead) Now we gonna sue, you owe us money This gonna be fun (Money) You charging high prices, oh the tables have spun Workers crying over a device Eugene go cry to your fucking mum (Waa!) You ain't new to scandals, this ain't a shock to me (what?) You selling horse meat, you killed my whole family (dead!) You guys assaulted us with full force (You did) Now the next time you buy meat from Tesco You're actually eating horse (Neigh!) Your Clubcards are shit (they are) Yeah you steal from the poor (oh yeah) You're like the opposite to Robin Hood Yes you've started a war (bang bang) You failed to pay your wages Yeah there is no truce (no no) I got a better accountant for you, his name is Beetlejuice (woah!) Tesco, you've fucked it Welcome to the war you enter (wa-wa) Your company crumbling so hard Just like the World Trade Centre (bash!) Your employees act like shit Everyone is now a foe (bom-bom) We caught you in 4K Yeah fuck Tesco! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco You're shit Your owner looks like my big toe Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Your shop is shit I would rather give a tramp a blow Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Fuck your security We're gonna fuck them with a dildo Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Lower your prices, or we'll fuck and ditch you like a hoe Tesco broke my finger (ooh!) Tesco, are you dumb? (ugh!) Probably only broke my finger 'Cause you're scared I'll finger your mum (mhm!) Go boycott Tesco (mhm!) Something I endorse (egh) Who'd have thought that 10 years later You'd be in another court case with a horse (mhm) Horse meat back then (fhf) Now it's horses again (shoo) Thought you did something when you called the feds But I'm telling you this ain't the end (bars) Get a new employer (mhm) 'Cause I phoned my lawyer (ooh) Prosecution, 16k Brand new 1 Series on the driveway (ooh!) Fuck Tesco Fuck Tesco Fuck Tesco All my homies, they hate Tesco We go Asda, we hate Tesco Every little helps But this little cunt didn't "You're belittling my staff" Your mum got ridden (mhm) "You want me to destroy?" Well you didn't destroy And plus, I'm already on a lease mate So I pay monthly and I get my phone back for free anyway Even if it gets nicked or damaged by another person Especially with the solicitor (mhm) Nice rhyming! Thank you man Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco You're shit Your owner looks like my big toe Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Your shop is shit I would rather give a tramp a blow Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Fuck your security We're gonna fuck them with a dildo Fuck Tesco Fuck, fuck Tesco Lower your prices, or we'll fuck and ditch you like a hoe