Last Xmas (feat. JTA)

Last Christmas, I slapped my nan hard And the very next day, she passed away This year, to save us from tears I'm banned from the Christmas dinner Last Christmas, I gave you my heart This year I want it back Jump out gang, jump out get tapped Jump out gang, JTA on the track This year I want something new Your girl looks like gum on my shoe Girls say that I'm cute and it's true I'm out on a remix with DROPOUTS too JT don't worry 'bout cost Iced out something like Jack Frost No I don't wear Poundland socks Tax man be calling the cops Tax man be calling the feds I'm too quick so I'm hopping the fence Hide in the chimney, hide in the sled No Santa this year, JTA instead Last Christmas, I slapped my nan hard And the very next day, she passed away This year, to save us from tears I'm banned from the Christmas dinner At your mum's house for Christmas dinner And I put my dick right in her Your little sister looks at me I find myself cumming quicker Your nan is looking extra tasty All around the banquet Then she makes me climax By deepthroating the pigs in blankets Dressing up as Santa Kids sit on my lap and settle My Christmas wish is finally here It's a festive Schofield special On the coke with your grandad And I start to stress He's mistaked your daughter for a stripper Man's dived into incest Helping all the local kids Building their snowman Then I charge and knock them down Like the man I am They start to cry to their mums And they all start to call I left hook the mum first And kick the kids in the balls Last Christmas, I slapped my nan hard And the very next day, she passed away This year, to save us from tears I'm banned from the Christmas dinner Used to run round blocks Now I run with glocks Sippin' lean from my Christmas meal Mum said "go school" But I said "fuck school" Lean lean double cup Sign that deal Young days I was building a snowman Now I really go selling that snow, man Fuck your bitch, she a hoe hoe hoe man Cameraman can you pan to me please? Spread your mum and she smells of cheese Manscaped can you sponsor me please? So we can drive around in Lamborghinis And get your girls in their bikinis All on their knees sucking our D's Underneath the Christmas trees Weighing these G's Making these P's All my girls are Year 3's Santa wanna ride out tonight? But I can't 'cause I got Rudolph doing lines He ain't got a red nose But he got a white one Free up to all the pedos doing time It's not even a crime My girlfriend's Year 9 Light up the first and I'm burning that pine Four month old when I had my first pint Last Christmas, I slapped my nan hard And the very next day, she passed away This year, to save us from tears I'm banned from the Christmas dinner