What the fuck is happening here?
What is coming out of the ground
And why is everybody in the city
Acting like they aren't worried
While they're walking around?
Ever think that it might be piss
That the underground has turned into steam?
Like what if every time you flushed the toilet
They just take all of the fluid
Heat it up, and blow it out of the street
What the fuck is happening here?
I found out what is happening here!
New York City put some pipes underground
So they can carry steam from giant boilers
Out to buildings that can use it
Every day year round
So it turns out that it's not really piss
It's just water that they turned into steam
It warms us up in winter, and it gives us extra power
And it helps us out a bunch
When we have dishes to clean
That is what is happening here!
Oh I really thought it was piss!
Keep blowing!
Motherfuckin' Saxophone!
