Somebody Farted On the Plane

Somebody farted on the the plane But no one knows who did it I know there's somebody to blame Because now the cabin smells like somebody shitted The odour hit me like a wave And then the heads started turning I can't let this person get away Because it smells just like a diaper is burning Now i'm running down the isle And i'm grabbing people by the shirt Was it you? Was it you? Tell me the truth Nobody's fessing up But the smell keeps getting worse I know you smell it I know you smell it too The flight crew tries to take me down But i'm too God damn strong (So strong) I make it the front of the cabin And I grab the intercom And I say Somebody farted on the plane And now it's time to be honest I want a face, I want a name Then we can put an end to this, I promise The man in 27C Stands up and takes the isle He says I'm sorry, it was me I drank some milk for the first time in a while I said, why would you do that? Why were you drinking milk? He says, my momma loves it and my momma's very ill I'm on my way home to say my goodbyes So in honour of my momma I thought I'd give it a try Now the whole plane's crying And we're hugging it out And I can't remember what I was so angry about I tell him that I'm sorry if I caused him any pain Because he farted on the plane