Welcome to my spare bedroom
Behind the door I built a fort
I strung up sheets from chair to chair
And underneath I disappear
My Dad would wake up every day
Put on a tie and he'd come home late
And my Grandad's name is on a plaque
He sent a man to the moon and back
I woke up today before noon
And took my pajamas to the spare bedroom
Welcome to my spare bedroom
It's empty now but I'll fill it soon
Bring your pride and bring your fears
We'll spin three times and we'll disappear
We'll get real quiet, we'll get real sad
We'll build a boat, and we'll sail it back
Financial success, your wedding dress
Turn off the goddam overheads
If you're proud of me, I'll be proud of you
Whatever you decide to do
