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This is a song about Joseph I just– I am never gonna tell my wife how tall I am, because it's She doesn't know So, I am 5'7" But my wife thinks I'm 5'9" That's right I lie about my height all the time And she believes me Because I am always sitting But I think she would leave me If she knew I was itty bitty I don't want pity Just please Please don't laugh at me with my wife She likes me at my real height But she doesn't know the mathematics And sometimes she can get dramatic So I lie To save my life I am 5'7" But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9" I am 5'7" But I can't keep living this lie I know I'm shy about my height But I am strong and I think it's time I am 5'7", not 5'9" Sometimes I'm in public And my wife asks my height (What is your height?) I say I'm 5'9" But I know that's not right I am 5'7" That is the truth And I am never gonna get taller for you I am 5'7" But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9" I am 5'7" But I can't keep living this lie I know I'm shy about my height But I am strong and I think it's time I am 5'7", not 5'9" Don't ask my height Don't ask my shoe size Do not ask me how long is my forearm My fingers are perfect just to hold your hand Because I love you Even though I am just an itty bitty man I am 5'7" I'm not 5'9" But you are always gonna be my wife
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