Lyrics
This is a song about Joseph
I just–
I am never gonna tell my wife how tall I am, because it's
She doesn't know
So, I am 5'7"
But my wife thinks I'm 5'9"
That's right
I lie about my height all the time
And she believes me
Because I am always sitting
But I think she would leave me
If she knew I was itty bitty
I don't want pity
Just please
Please don't laugh at me with my wife
She likes me at my real height
But she doesn't know the mathematics
And sometimes she can get dramatic
So I lie
To save my life
I am 5'7"
But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9"
I am 5'7"
But I can't keep living this lie
I know I'm shy about my height
But I am strong and I think it's time
I am 5'7", not 5'9"
Sometimes I'm in public
And my wife asks my height (What is your height?)
I say I'm 5'9"
But I know that's not right
I am 5'7"
That is the truth
And I am never gonna get taller for you
I am 5'7"
But my wife thinks that I'm 5'9"
I am 5'7"
But I can't keep living this lie
I know I'm shy about my height
But I am strong and I think it's time
I am 5'7", not 5'9"
Don't ask my height
Don't ask my shoe size
Do not ask me how long is my forearm
My fingers are perfect just to hold your hand
Because I love you
Even though I am just an itty bitty man
I am 5'7"
I'm not 5'9"
But you are always gonna be my wife
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