Call me the poop goblin
I won't take a shit unless you make me
Call me the poop goblin
I won't take a shit unless you make me
Poop goblin is my name
I don't do this for fame
I don't need to take a shit no more
So close that bathroom door
I swear I don't smell like ass
Who needs to take a shit when I get this grass
Shitting is for the weak, I am not feeble
Your life is pretty bleak, not taking a shit is completely legal
So what is your deal, man
What is your deal, man?
Poop goblin is my name
Poop goblin is my name
Don't fuck with me
You are not the same
Call me the poop goblin
I won't take a shit unless you make me
Call me the poop goblin
I won't take a shit unless you make me
