Sus Country (Alabama Anthem)

I saw my sister lately She looked hella fine Then I saw my cousin sweetly She was also lookin' fine Now would you come take my hand We live in Alabama I wanna make out with my cousins And my sisters if they would be so kind They look divine in the moonlight But the stars are burnin' bright I've been lookin' at my uncle He lookin' hella swole My aunts are pretty lovely I really want to see their butthole Now when the stars gleaming so bright I just wanna say Uncle would you take my hand please Aunt come over here too Let's make out under the stars please 'Cause we'll get caught at the blue Weenus is my favorite thing Dogs like it too Dogs will you grab my hands please I just want to hold you tight You lickin' my face while I- I can't do that This is a joke I can't This is messed up