Hooter's Girl

Good mornin' It's good to see ya honey Well, I'm running red lights in this Pontiac Aztek I feel like Walter White nearly gettin' in a wreck But I swerve into the lot I see your Hummer's in its spot That day you gave me more than just the check You were what I'd call stout And I'm what I'd call smart The Hooter's on broad had us off to a good start You took my order but you also took my heart Like I'm tearing up these wings, it's tearing me apart So I'm wonderin' Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together? Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever? Together Forever I said my over easy's won't win you over easily But maybe I can take you to the Texas Roadhouse We'll split some rolls and I'll go for the gold I'll tell you I love you with my eyes on your blouse You said now Ricky I don't think we're there yet I'll bring you a to-go box, a refill and the check With my heart in pieces, I shrunk in my seat But I'll ask her again after my shift next week But I wonder Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together? Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever? Together Forever Now I sent this to my friend Billy Earl Boyd and he said "Now Ricky, you've got the perfect country and western love song But it's missin' a few things You ain't got nothin' about gettin' drunk, Mama, trucks Or about how you don't trust the government" So he sent me back this verse and after reading it I realized he had helped me write the perfect country and western love song So I felt obliged to put it on this here record Here goes Well, I was drunk at the Denny's, at work cookin' eggs My mama pulled up in her truck and she ordered eggs She said, "Now son, what's on your mind" I said, "The United States late 60's involvement in Southeast Asian genocides" She said, "Jeez that's pretty heavy, anyway how'd the date go?" I said "I lied to you, mama, she told me no" She said "I'm sorry son, and it's okay A Hooters girl and Denny's boy is a rare thing these days" Now I guess I always wondered Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together? Oh, no Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together? Oh Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy ever be together? Can a Hooter's girl and a Denny's boy share a booth for forever? Together Forever