Code Red in one hand, the other had me
The best two days of my life are now a memory
The tears on my tapout shirt won't wash away
I guess this sixer of Lone Star is my lover today
When you took my order at the Hooter's on broad
I slipped you my number with a wink and a nod
And after a couple dozen more tries
You said, "Okay, maybe", that's enough for this guy
I took you for rolls and ice water too
If it was on the house, it was all for you
You got the check for my nine Blue Moons
I thought you had fun driving me, now I'm right confused
I waited for a call back or maybe a text
Tellin' me that you loved me or that you'd like to have another date
I never got neither, though I wore my best
The only thing you sent me was a Venmo request
So this beer and me are empty without you
The glass ain't half full since you broke me in two
You say that I'm selfish, but I'd have poured you one too
If you hadn't left me and made me the fool
