I Just Took a Shit

I need to shit I need to park my bottom on the seat Do I fart or shart my meat? How much paper do I need? Half a roll next to my cleaves Just in case it dribbles down to my knees A half a pound of raw messy from my belly Almost let it go when I watched the telly It's getting pretty damn smelly (smelly, smelly, smelly) But now my grandma's coming to visit And if she sees my stank, she'll go into cardiac My grandma's got bad timing 'Cause I just sat down and about to brown Oh no, here comes my poo (Oh no, what must I do?) I just took a shit And now my grandma's dead, goddamit And now the funeral costs are rampant I should've kept my cheeks tight Could've timed it right But now she's said goodnight (goodnight) I'm no longer in the will Fuck, I'm sad, beaten by my dad (bah come here, you little fuck!) But at least he's glad I got beaten by my Dad (because I took a shit) And my Grandma's dead (because I took a shit) I'm now kicked outside (because I took a shit) And now my ass is wide I'm not good for your health Fuck it, I kill myself But first, a shit I really need to shit Tell it how it is Oh, I shit in my pants Shit in my pants! I need to