Happy birthday, Februarians
Your special day has come again
Natural or caesarean, you were born today, because
Your parents hooked up in the month of May
Either on Cinco de Mayo or Memorial Day
It was probably tequila either way
"C'est la vie," as the Mexicans say
Happy birthday, Februarians
Rihanna and Jen Aniston
Shakira, Thomas Edison
And even Billy Zane!
Joe Pesci and George Washington
Bob Marley and Tom Hiddleston
William Henry Harrison
And even Billy Zane!
Happy birthday little groundhog, it is February
Happy birthday little Cupid, it is February
If you see your shadow, you can stop the party
(Six more weeks more)
And if you are a leap year, we'll hold back 'til we're eighty
(When you're 21)
Or just visit your Leaper colony
(It's February)
I'd just bought a gift for someone on the 14th
But you are such a homie, I will gladly go in debt for you
Happy birthday little groundhog, it is February
Happy birthday little Cupid, it is February
Your parents hooked up in the month of May
Either on Cinco de Mayo or Memorial Day
It was probably tequila either way
"C'est la vie," as the Mexicans say
Joyeux anniversaire!
