Drinkin' Bone

Well, it's Friday evening, six o'clock And all my friends are twisting off I'm at the house just turning on TV Well, they all wonder why I've changed How many times must I explain It's basic honky-tonk anatomy The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Hey two plus two is always four And down is south and up is north Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold You play with fire, you wind up burned The early bird gets the worm But the only thing you really need to know Is the drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone Yeah, now sing it with me Let's make sure you know The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the— Drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone