When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and hot topic,
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi
I am Emo
I dress in girl's clothes
When I'm dancing at shows,
I look like a four year old,
throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles
I'm in The Scene
I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91 pounds,
it's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys
'cause emo chicks are fat
When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and hot topic,
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi
You guys are mean!
I'm not gay!
Two knuckles doesn't count!
Not even
I'm so scene
I don't care what you think!
I'm better than you!
You guys are mean!
Craig Owens, don't leave please
Seriously,
I still cry to your first CD
I wish Craig Owens would love me
But he's busy entertaining little white girls
Nobody loves me,
in the whole wide world
I was Emo,
when you were busy watching Spice World,
Then everyone would laugh at me
So I fucked myself,
and got HPV
But now that it's cool,
to be a Emo faggot
I have an advantage
I speak Spanish
I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trashlid
My fist, yo ass
'Bout to have a blast, kid!
When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets
my clothes for me and hot topic,
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi
Do you know what it's like, bein' me?
I'm the coolest guy I know
I have no friends!
You know how many girls I fingered in the bathroom?
Like seven!
In the butt!
My grandma said,
"Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?"
I'm da BEST!
When I was a kid,
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets,
my clothes for me and hot topic,
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like,
"Discombobulated Melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi
Fuck you!
