I Can Do Whatever I'm White

Wait a minute, I'm white! I can do whatever I'm white Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white Yeah When I'm in Detroit The cops don't mind, it's aight They say, "You can do whatever, you white." Baby, I can do whatever I'm white, yeah I got me some clothes, I dress real whack Bright white pants and I can dress however I like Baby, I can do whatever I'm white, yeah Anything I want I can buy a couple stocks and I sit outside and I drink some red wine yeah And the cops drive by And they shout, "Hell yeah" Cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah I love me some hockey I need me some hockey But it ain't no hockey Reba I can be a stay at home dad I can go golfing Ride up to the lake front In my Dodge Neon Head out to the skate rink Got my roller blades and I can wear my shorts up above my knees And I always pay my blockbuster fees, yeah