The Naughty List

It's December 25th, I start to fucking twitch Bah Hum Bug, You know that I'm a Grinch I'm dressing up like sandy claws and walking down the street With a big red bag full of body parts I be wrapping up heads, then put them in your bed Fuck your milk and cookies I be eating the dead I'm a sick mother fucker, my eyes are red I think my face is green because I'm drinking down Ted's Now, hockety pockety wockety wack, chopping up bodies to put in my bag Don't get mad, don't get sad, I be coming back With all your relatives, and they ready for dinner Now do you want a leg, or do you want some breast? Now, on to the next house here we fucking go I'm leaving body parts underneath the Christmas tree This ain't no random act I'm not hitting every house Just the people that be on my mother fucking naughty list yo Shut the fuck up, hold still I'm going to put your bitch ass in my fucking Santa sack Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th Christmas Time, Where the fucking weed at I'm a Grinch, Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th Pissing Gasoline, Torture your desire Christmas Time, Where the fucking weed at I'm going into town, this bitch I want to burn Only devils and demons be fucking hovering within So I fly above and start pissing gasoline So they think its going to rain, then I light it kablaym! Then I'm going through remains of bloody bodies and damn I'm finding all kinds of shit that Satan wanted man Even that big bitch has been good this year So I'm dropping dead bodies at the gates of hell I'm not a demon or doing devils dirty work I'm just sick of this world that we live in All these people in the public should positive Or sure get the jigsaw, everybody Do you want to play a game Or do you want to kick back, and get blazed Chill the fuck out, Do Unto Others Or I'll be cooking your family next Christmas Chill the fuck out and have a merry fucking Christmas, beyatch!