They're drenched in blood or caked with mud
Ya yell and scream when one of them arrives
There is no denyin'
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They live in ooze, they've paid their dues
No brothers, sisters, moms or dads or wives
Honest, I'm not a-lyin'
Monsters lead such interesting lives
When you see them comin' down the street
Ya better not have weights tied to your feet
They'll steal your heart, tear you apart
Limb from limb, on a whim
They'll suck your brains and eat your remains
They'll slice you up with little forks and knives
They're never merry, they're oh so scary
Monsters lead such interesting lives
They're independent fellas
They don't live nine to fives
Monsters lead such interesting lives
