This Is How We Poop (Parody of "This Is How We Do")

Sitting on throne shaped porcelain. Bum plumbing numb, I'm waiting (This is how we poop) More pushing, back aches, pulled my groin, still stuck, held breath, started straining Taking so long on the John, battery on my phone is draining (This is how we poop) Ya smell this, ya smell that, light a match or the world gets a fumigating (Knock knock knock) Hurry up I'm waiting! Be quiet! I'm concentrating! How long you estimating? Don't know it's not evacuating! This is how we poop, yeah, constipated Ate something and I'm glued to the can This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo. This is how we poop This is how we poo, yeah spilling ex-lax Drank some to help my gluteus blast This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo. This is how we poop. Big poops and a few chicks don't mix, dropping oxide at a party Had to guard those cheeks cuz my pooper reeks of having tacos and profound sharting (Ohhhh!!!) Now I'm walking to the potty leaving a fragrance from my crop dusting (This is how we poop) My stinking's at a climax, duck and sneak past cuz I kinda soiled my clothing Turn on the sink 'Washing his hands' they'll think! Toilet paper on the seat Flushing with my feet! This is how we poop, yeah party pooping Hate dumping out a deuce in public This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo. This is how we poop This is how we poop, yeah, gotta take snaps This stunning craps the hugest I've had This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo, this is how we poop This one goes out to the ladies, pretending ... you're going to fix your makeup ... uh huh, I believe you Yo, this goes out to all you kids at the gym doing your squats ... in the washroom. Smells like you just lost 10 lbs. Yo, shootout to all you guys in stalls next to me who curtesy flush - respect! This is how we poop, yeah, really hate that Disgusting water splashing my crack This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo, this is how we poop This is how we poop, yeah, built a waste dam Eighth flush and yet the dookie won't scram This is how we poop, doo-doo doo-doo. This is how we poop This goes out to all you dudes sitting down to number 1 in case you number 2. Ah ha, not me. This is how we poop, yeah, losing patience Hey, plunger rendezvous with that mess This is how we poop, Flush? wait, no, no, no, no, put the seat back Let's wipe.