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Why?
Fonsi!
What's wrong?
Oh!
Hodor!
Hodor is dead!
Hodor uh?
Me, I like to go to this rock beach and masturbate
Ever since this model moved next door
She's hot!
Me, I love her too, but she only dates younger men
Man, I wish I was that little boy
This can't be right (just sing)
Dude, I always used to get a wicked farmer tan
Cut my sleeves, but now my shoulder's burnt real bad
And it's impossible to only tan your torso
Oh, yeah!
This reminds me of my favorite movie Chocolat'
You showed up now everyone is hot to trot
This block party's about to become a porno'
I'm Magneto
But I can't move metal, I just fondle people
When I touch the air, you'll feel it near your pee hole
When I'm president, I will make sleeves illegal
Point at people
Wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating Cheetos
You made sour cream squirt out of my burrito
All these men have wood, it's like we're at Home Depot
(Stupid, stupid, stupid!)
Notice that they never have us in a shot together
It's because of the restraining order
You make me stiff as C-3PO
(That's not cool, those movies are for families)
You can steal an old man's hat and take his Gran Torino
Just kiss him on the head and then go
Hot chicks can just steal from people
You got me tumbling like dominoes
There's money in this envelope
My savings, you can have it all
Nervous like Adam Sandler
You can rob men blind because we're all a bunch of dumb-dumbs
Give you diamonds in the hope that one day we will get some
This is also like that movie, "Something About Mary"
One of the better films directed by the brothers Farrelly
Aren't you impressed by all this mouth and tongue dexterity?
My favorite YouTube vid' is of that kid who says "Apparently"
Stop, stop, stop, none of these seems right
But doesn't "despacito" means slowly?
(Mark, you're being very insultive to Ann)
(Who took all this time to translate this for you)
I am sorry, Ann, I didn't mean to-
(This is for a good cause and you are screwing it up)
You're right, you're right, you're right
Can we just take it back to the despacito part?
I-I, I feel like I know that part pretty well
(Yeah, sure!)
Okay!
This mosquito
Tried to suck my blood like Señor Draculito
Dracula's brother who lives in Puerto Rico
When I'm making love, I wimper like a beagle
Desperate people
Make their living poking fun at famous people
I am way too dumb to ever be bilingual
I make parodies 'cause I'm a stupid gringo
(Stupid, stupid!)
Stop! Nobody makes a fool out of me
(We're having some fun with you Mark)
(But did the comment on the original song or did it not?)
It did not-not, yes it did comment on the original song
(And did we take the song into a different direction, transforming it even?)
Yeah, I guess
(And what did we call that?)
A parody
(And what's Spanish for little parody?)
Parodito
Wait, its feminine, so is it parodita?
I'm just glad we skipped that version that had Bieber
This song's good enough, it didn't ever need your
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