The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny

In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise And of all the legendary warriors None will survive In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise To defeat the power of the sorcerer Great sacrifice Magnificent vessel appears in the sky The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny Into the battle the heroes make fight Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike The armies of evil will die on the field They'll die by our steel And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent As the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide Atop a horde of undead eagles The grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail Rode out to meet the forces of justice And at the vanguard of this terrible host Stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord Proletius! From the black gate evil Deathknights attack Proletius is leading the chaos charge Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity Ralathor fires his final defence Missiles of nuclear justice The Deathknights are suddenly vaporized Proletius dies For the king of Space we will fight to end disgrace In our once proud land we will make our stand! When the dark lord comes we will shoot our laser guns For the glory of mighty Dundee! Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms Before the infinite power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand My ascension to godhood is inevitable! And there is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence! From the heavens comes a hero Mighty Hootsman Vanitati latinae canentis Hootus Dei! With a flash of thunder A god falls from the sky With holy armor made from wolf The Hootsman has arrived! Side by side with Angus The warriors make fight Hootsman fires a laser blast Shoots goblins out of sight From the heavens comes a hero Mighty Hootsman Vanitati latinae canentis Hootus Dei! In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise And of all the legendary warriors None will survive In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise To defeat the power of the sorcerer The Hootsman has arrived! Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman And I am the one and only true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots! With the force of the hammer And the power of Hoots The forces of justice attack Bringing destruction to Zargothrax The wizard defeated Dissolves into dust The Kingdom of Fife has been saved The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day! And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer The valiant hero Angus McFife realised He had been impaled by the Knife of Evil As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust Angus knew that soon he himself Would be corrupted by the dark power of that cursed blade And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the glory of Dundee He would end his own life by descending Into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion! Goodbye My time has come to die This is the end I must say farewell Descend into hell In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise And of all the legendary warriors None will survive In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise To defeat the power of the sorcerer The prince of Fife must die In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise And of all the legendary warriors None will survive In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny Evil will rise To defeat the power of the sorcerer The prince of Fife must die To save the galaxy It is your mighty destiny Brave Angus McFife! Initiating interdimensional subspace replay Target year: 1022. Begin transmission Transmission complete